Rules of qualification:

• Must be accidental (on Steph's behalf)
• Must be unintentional (on anybody/thing else's behalf)
• Must be at school

5/9/02
Nothing to report
6/9/02
8.50am - Tripped over Anne-Marie's foot at Sixth Form block entrance to main block

End of week one. Aggregate fall total: 1. Net fall rate: 1/1=1.00 per week. Trips 1, falls 0, slips 0, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 0.

9/9/02
Nothing to report
10/9/02
Nothing to report
11/9/02
Nothing to report
12/9/02
10.34am - Tripped over numerous Year 10s (and their bags) in chemistry corridor, avoiding hug from Eddie
13/9/02
Nothing to report

End of week two. Aggregate fall total: 2. Net fall rate: 2/2=1.00 per week. Trips 2, falls 0, slips 0, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 0.

16/9/02
Nothing to report
17/9/02
Nothing to report
18/9/02
Nothing to report
19/9/02
Nothing to report
20/9/02
2.24pm - Tripped over bumbag on floor in study room

End of week three. Aggregate fall total: 3. Net fall rate: 3/3=1.00 per week. Trips 3, falls 0, slips 0, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 0.

23/9/02
Nothing to report
24/9/02
Nothing to report
25/9/02
Nothing to report
26/9/02
9.57am - Tripped over own bag in Dr Doherty-s room
27/9/02
2.32pm - Tripped over chair leg in study room

End of week four. Aggregate fall total: 5. Net fall rate: 5/4=1.25 per week. Trips 5, falls 0, slips 0, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 0.

30/9/02
10.32am - Tripped over stool in Dr Doherty's room, even though I saw it!!!
3.25pm - Placed all my weight on door handle of common room entrance and slipped off
Buggered off to Kintbury
4/10/02
2.29pm - Tripped over unknown person-s foot in lower main corridor

End of week five. Aggregate fall total: 8. Net fall rate: 8/5=1.60 per week. Trips 7, falls 0, slips 0, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 1.

7/10/02
1.27pm - Slipped on water in tiled part of Mrs Lewis' room
2.12pm - Tripped over table leg whilst talking to Mrs Hudson in her room
2.14pm - Stumbled on drain cover on path outside control tech room whilst contemplating 2.12pm entry in book
8/10/02
12.50pm - Pushed over by Cuvelot outside Humanities room
9/10/02
2.15pm - Tripped over table in dining hall
10/10/02
Nothing to report
11/10/02
Nothing to report

End of week six. Aggregate fall total: 13. Net fall rate: 13/6=2.17 per week. Trips 9, falls 0, slips 1, stumbles 1, miscellaneous 2.

14/10/02
12.24pm - Slipped on water on dining hall floor
12.43pm - Tripped over numerous bags in music corridor
15/10/02
1.14pm - Fell down music corridor stairs whilst carrying double bass
3.50pm - Slipped on wet concrete tiles outside sixth form block
16/10/02
Nothing to report
17/10/02
2.30pm - Tripped over random Year 9-s foot outside Mr Bazen-s room
18/10/02
Nothing to report

End of week seven. Aggregate fall total: 18. Net fall rate: 18/7=2.57 per week. Trips 11, falls 1, slips 3, stumbles 1, miscellaneous 2.

21/10/02
12.19pm - Fell over chair in study room - all fault of Simon-s bag
22/10/02
12.21pm - Caught turn-up of trousers on stool and tripped in O-Mahony's room
23/10/02
12.10pm - Tripped on own bag (masked by Naomi-s blazer) in English office
24/10/02
12.16pm - Tripped over step outside sixth form block 25/10/02
2.31pm - Turned around and tripped over stool leg in Dr Doherty-s room

End of week eight. Aggregate fall total: 23. Net fall rate: 23/8=2.88 per week. Trips 15, falls 2, slips 3, stumbles 1, miscellaneous 2.

4/11/02
12.53PM - Tripped over stool attempting to sit down in Mrs Lewis- room
2.53pm - Tripped over chair in study room
5/11/02
10.02am - Tripped over chair in study room
6/11/02
10.31am - Slipped on wet tiles outside sixth form block
7/11/02
Nothing to report
8/11/02
8.56am - Slipped on wet floor at sixth form block entrance to main block
12.14pm - As above
3.50pm - Tripped over stool in Dr Doherty's room
3.54pm - Slipped on wet floor in lower main corridor

End of week nine. Aggregate fall total: 31. Net fall rate: 31/9=3.44 per week. Trips 19, falls 2, slips 7, stumbles 1, miscellaneous 2.

11/11/02
8.53am - Fell up stairs in English block
9.13am - Tripped over bag in music corridor
12.40pm - Tripped over chair in study room
12/11/02
Nothing to report
13/11/02
12.53pm - Fell over chair pulled out by Naomi in Mrs Parson's room
14/11/02
12.52pm - Fell over whilst hopping due to immense pain in left foot after being trodden on by Flo
15/11/02
Nothing to report

End of week ten. Aggregate fall total: 36. Net fall rate: 36/10=3.60 per week. Trips 21, falls 5, slips 7, stumbles 1, miscellaneous 2.

18/11/02
Nothing to report
19/11/02
Nothing to report
20/11/02

Nothing to report
21/11/02
Nothing to report
22/11/02
Nothing to report - a maiden over!

End of week eleven. Aggregate fall total: 36. Net fall rate: 36/11=3.27 per week. Trips 21, falls 5, slips 7, stumbles 1, miscellaneous 2.

25/11/02
2.09pm - Tripped over Naomi-s shoe in Mrs Lewis' room
26/11/02
2.12pm - Tripped over trousers in violin practice room
27/11/02
Nothing to report
28/11/02
Nothing to report
29/11/02
11.42am - Tripped over wire to Mr Greenwood's laptop in his room

End of week twelve. Aggregate fall total: 39. Net fall rate: 39/12=3.25 per week. Trips 24, falls 5, slips 7, stumbles 1, miscellaneous 2.

2/12/02
Nothing to report
3/12/02
2.47pm - Tripped on Schwarz's foot on path outside control tech room
4/12/02
Nothing to report
5/12/02
11.55am - Tripped over various bags, stairs and lower school children in music corridor
6/12/02
3.31pm - Slipped on floor (dry) in Dr Doherty-s room, due to gripless shoes
3.47pm - Knocked over by Clurr trying to get out of Dr Doherty-s room

End of week thirteen. Aggregate fall total: 43. Net fall rate: 43/13=3.31 per week. Trips 26, falls 5, slips 8, stumbles 1, miscellaneous 3.

9/12/02 2.06pm - Slipped on various sugars spilt on floor of tiled part of Mrs Lewis' room
10/12/02
Nothing to report
11/12/02
11.56am - Caught foot on door of study room and fell over
12/12/02
11.59am - Tripped over filing box in O-Mahony's room
1.40pm - Tripped over Merrett-s foot in Mr Greenwood's room Buggered off to Medlink.

End of week fourteen. Aggregate fall total: 47. Net fall rate: 47/14=3.36 per week. Trips 28, falls 6, slips 9, stumbles 1, miscellaneous 3.

Still at Medlink. Hahahahahaha.

19/12/02
12.49pm - Fell over several chairs whilst attempting to leave form room
20/12/02
Nothing to report

End of week fifteen. Aggregate fall total: 48. Net fall rate: 48/15=3.20 per week. Trips 28, falls 7, slips 9, stumbles 1, miscellaneous 3.

7/1/03
10.28am - Slipped in lower main corridor due to gripless shoes and overly clean floor
8/1/03
12.06pm - Tripped over chair leg in study room
9/1/03
Nothing to report
10/1/03
Nothing to report

End of week one. Aggregate fall total: 2. Net fall rate: 2/1=2.00 per week. Trips 1, falls 0, slips 1, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 0.

13/1/03
Nothing to report
14/1/03
Nothing to report
15/1/03
Nothing to report
16/1/03
Nothing to report
17/01/03
11.23am - Crouched down to read off physics result and fell over as knees gave way. Oh dear.
1.15pm - Slipped on hall floor
2.27pm - Tripped over stool in Dr Doherty-s room

End of week two. Aggregate fall total: 5. Net fall rate: 5/2=2.50 per week. Trips 2, falls 1, slips 2, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 0.

20/1/03
2.20pm - Slipped on wet tiles outside common room
21/1/03
Nothing to report
22/1/03
Nothing to report
23/1/03
1pm - Tripped over stool in Mr Greenwood's room
24/1/03
Nothing to report

End of week three. Aggregate fall total: 7. Net fall rate: 7/3=2.33 per week. Trips 3, falls 1, slips 3, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 0.

27/1/03
Nothing to report
28/1/03
Nothing to report
29/1/03
1.40pm - Tripped over chair leg attempting to sit down in Mrs Parsons' room
2.26pm - Tripped over chair in study room after being
pushed over by Mick Memoli's tart (yes, I am bitter - she didn't even apologise!)
30/1/03
1.56pm - Tripped over Clurr-s bag in Mr Greenwood-s room 31/1/03
Nothing to report

End of week four. Aggregate fall total: 10. Net fall rate: 10/4=2.50 per week. Trips 6, falls 1, slips 3, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 0.

3/2/03
Nothing to report
4/2/03
Nothing to report
5/2/03
2.37pm - Tripped over stand for class photo backing in main hall
6/2/03
Nothing to report
7/2/03
Nothing to report

End of week five. Aggregate fall total: 11. Net fall rate: 11/5=2.20 per week. Trips 7, falls 1, slips 3, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 0.

10/2/03
Nothing to report
11/2/03
Nothing to report
12/2/03

Nothing to report
13/2/03
Nothing to report

End of week six. Aggregate fall total: 11. Net fall rate: 11/6=1.83 per week. Trips 7, falls 1, slips 3, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 0.

17/2/03
Nothing to report
18/2/03
Nothing to report
19/2/03
Nothing to report
20/2/03
Nothing to report
21/2/03
Nothing to report

End of week seven. Aggregate fall total: 11. Net fall rate: 11/7=1.57 per week. Trips 7, falls 1, slips 3, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 0.

3/3/03
Nothing to report
4/3/03
Nothing to report. Thirteen days in a row without falling over - a new record!
5/3/03
8.53am - Slipped on wet floor in indoor girls- changing room in sports hall
6/3/03
1.21pm - Tripped on stool whilst attempting to stand up in Mr Greenwood's room
7/3/03
Nothing to report

End of week eight. Aggregate fall total: 13. Net fall rate: 13/8=1.63 per week. Trips 8, falls 1, slips 4, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 0.

11/3/03
Nothing to report
12/3/03
Nothing to report
13/3/03
Nothing to report
14/3/04
3pm - Fell into Andy (inexplicably - I must be magnetically drawn to him even though he-s a leper) in Dr Doherty's room

End of week nine. Aggregate fall total: 14. Net fall rate: 14/9=1.56 per week. Trips 8, falls 2, slips 4, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 0.

17/3/04
Nothing to report
18/3/03
Nothing to report
19/3/03
2.31pm - Tripped over Claude's bad in Mrs Parsons' room
20/3/03
Nothing to report
21/3/03
11.51am - Slipped off step outside out of main building opposite VI Form block
2.52pm - Tripped over random person-s bag in Mr O-Mahony-s room

End of week ten. Aggregate fall total: 17. Net fall rate: 17/10=1.70 per week. Trips 10, falls 2, slips 5, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 0.

24/3/03
Nothing to report
25/3/03
Nothing to report
26/3/03
Nothing to report
27/3/03
12.53pm - Fell over Clurr's bag in Mr Greenwood's room
28/3/03
Nothing to report

End of week eleven. Aggregate fall total: 18. Net fall rate: 18/11=1.64 per week. Trips 10, falls 3, slips 5, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 0.

31/3/03
Nothing to report
1/4/03
Nothing to report
2/4/03
Nothing to report
3/4/03
Nothing to report
4/4/03
Nothing to report

End of week twelve. Aggregate fall total: 18. Net fall rate: 18/12=1.50 per week. Trips 10, falls 3, slips 5, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 0.

7/4/03
Nothing to report
8/4/03
12 noon - Fell off step outside common room due to complacency - very painful
9/4/03
10.17am - Tripped over Jason Waters' bag in library
12.27pm - Tripped over random person's foot in dining hall

End of week thirteen. Aggregate fall total: 21. Net fall rate: 21/13=1.62 per week. Trips 12, falls 4, slips 5, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 0.

28/4/03
Nothing to report
29/4/03
Nothing to report
30/4/03
Nothing to report
1/5/03
Nothing to report
2/5/03
2.29pm - Tripped over Dr Doherty's foot in lower main corridor

End of week one. Aggregate fall total: 1. Net fall rate: 1/1=1.00 per week. Trips 1, falls 0, slips 0, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 0.

5/5/03
Nothing to report
6/5/03
Nothing to report
7/5/03
Nothing to report
8/5/03
Nothing to report
9/5/03
Nothing to report - a maiden over

End of week two. Aggregate fall total: 1. Net fall rate: 1/2=0.50 per week. Trips 1, falls 0, slips 0, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 0.

12/5/03
11.54am - Tripped over mystery bag in Dr Doherty-s room 13/5/03
Nothing to report
14/5/03
Nothing to report
15/5/03
Nothing to report
16/5/03
Nothing to report

End of week three. Aggregate fall total: 2. Net fall rate: 2/3=0.67 per week. Trips 2, falls 0, slips 0, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 0.

19/5/03
Nothing to report
21/5/03
Nothing to report - a maiden over

End of week four. Aggregate fall total: 2. Net fall rate: 2/4=0.50 per week. Trips 2, falls 0, slips 0, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 0.

2/6/03
Nothing to report
3/6/03
Nothing to report
4/6/03
Nothing to report
6/6/03
Nothing to report - a maiden over

End of week five. Aggregate fall total: 2. Net fall rate: 2/5=0.40 per week. Trips 2, falls 0, slips 0, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 0.

10/6/03
Nothing to report
11/6/03
Nothing to report
12/5/03
Nothing to report
13/6/03
Nothing to report - a new record!

End of week six. Aggregate fall total: 2. Net fall rate: 2/6=0.33 per week. Trips 2, falls 0, slips0, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 0.

16/6/03
Nothing to report
17/6/03
Nothing to report
18/6/03
Nothing to report
19/6/03
Nothing to report
20/6/03
Nothing to report - a maiden over

End of week seven. Aggregate fall total: 2. Net fall rate: 2/7=0.29 per week. Trips 2, falls 0, slips 0, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 0.

23/6/03
Nothing to report - new record set at 20 days in a row with nothing to report
24/6/03
12.56pm - Tripped over random Year 10s in dinner hall 25/6/03
Nothing to report
26/6/03
Nothing to report

End of week eight. Aggregate fall total: 3. Net fall rate: 3/8=0.38 per week. Trips 3, falls 0, slips 0, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 0.

30/6/03
Nothing to report
1/7/03
2.39pm - Tripped over step beside left-hand-side fire door out of sports hall. Landed badly in front of 50 lower school kids doing PE
2/7/03
Nothing to report
3/7/03
Nothing to report
4/7/03
Nothing to report

End of week nine. Aggregate fall total: 4. Net fall rate: 4/9=0.44 per week. Trips 4, falls 0, slips 0, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 0.

7/7/03
Nothing to report
8/7/03
9.12am - Overbalanced and collapsed in foyer after shoe trodden on by Cuvelot

End of week ten. Aggregate fall total: 5. Net fall rate: 5/10=0.50 per week. Trips 4, falls 0, slips 0, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 1.

14/7/03
8.55am - Tripped, as bottom of shoe caught by Cuvelot's folder whilst walking up maths block stairs
15/7/03
Nothing to report
16/7/03
Nothing to report
17/7/03
Nothing to report
18/7/03
Nothing to report

End of week eleven. Aggregate fall total: 6. Net fall rate: 6/11=0.55 per week. Trips 5, falls 0, slips 0, stumbles 0, miscellaneous 1.

21/7/03
Nothing to report
22/7/03
Nothing to report

Back to main index