Since this went down so excitingly well with both the audience in the Birmingham Nottingham train and the Gilbert and Sullivan masses, I decided it was long past time to transcribe it for the site. Music is all Steph's, though you'll have to do without hte transcription of the naff coda or the tune. Many of the words, (the verse ones I think), are by the Evil Twin of Verse Three
Chorus F C Bb F Shoo-la-la-la-la-la Shoo-la-la-la-la-la Bb F Gm C Shula is an alcy but we love her so F C Bb F Shoo-la-la-la-la-la Shoo-la-la-la-la-la Bb F Gm C Shula is a perv but we love her so Verse 1 Dm C Gm F If you're an older man don't let her get Gm F Her claws into you Gm C Her claws into you Chorus Verse 2 Dm C Gm F She'll shake her curly locks at you sir Gm F At you sir Gm C At you sir Chorus Verse 3 Dm C Gm F She has an evil twin named Katy Brett Gm F Katy Brett Gm C Katy Brett Chorus Verse 4 Dm C Gm F She is a cellist so we persecute her Gm F Persecute her Gm C Persecute her Chorus
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